I've learned so many new things while living in the south

I'm watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and I realized how true it all was...so here is what southern living has taught me:

It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy

You can't buy alcohol on Sunday, and only state owned stores can sell distilled liquor...but you can buy guns 24/7 at Wal-mart

Alabama might not have In'n'out but you can frequent the Waffle House or a real drive-up Sonic. And buffets like Po'folks are all the rage.

I swear there are seatbelt laws here, but I can't tell you how many small children I've seen on driver's laps.

You don't have to look out for deer on the road, just armadillos

There are so many different types of camoflauge, it's like denim - goes with everything!

I love country music, but 9 country radio stations is a little overkill

Don't ever eat Chinese food in the south